Having problems in your personal or professional relationships? You need a BITCH.

Meet my friend, Jen. She is a certified Badass who will fuck your shit up if you are any of the following:

• A terf
• A Tory
• A bully

And you better be real careful if you are wypepo, a man (ew), or police. You get one chance if you're lucky.

But enough about such trivial matters - you want to know about her reasonable rates and excellent customer service record.

Well, for the financial year of April 2025 - March 2026, Jen is pleased to confirm that she will bring a whole world of whoopass to your enemies for the low, low price of £30 per hour (+ reasonable travel expenses).

You're welcome, my friend. You're welcome.